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Old 07-22-2013, 02:11 AM
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption.

One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.'

The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'.

Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum.

Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''
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Old 07-22-2013, 06:32 PM
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HA! I like that one.
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As close to a one liner as you can get I'd say. Short n sweet.
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Oh no! Did elicit a smile.
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I had to explain this to two people now as they didn't get the punch line.

You have to read it as "if you've seen one (Juan) you've seen them all (Amal).
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