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Old 11-02-2013, 09:07 AM
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A 911 operator receives a call from a man out in the country that's just had an accident:


Man: hello, operator I was travelling down this lane on the way to my brothers farm when I hit a pig and is now stuck in my grill.

Operator: Have you tried to remove the pig sir?

Man: yep, but it's stuck fast.

The sound of squealing can be heard by the operator.....

Operator: Is the pig badly injured?

Man: yep, but still alive.

Operator: do you have a gun sir?

Man Yep.

Operator: I think the kindest thing you could do would to put it out of it's misery and shoot it.

Man: OK, ( the sound of a shotgun being cocked and a bang is heard then silence)
OK, I've just shot the pig.

Operator: with relief the operator thinks that the pig is not suffering anymore until the man then asks ....... what shall I do with his motorcycle???
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Old 11-02-2013, 03:26 PM
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Hehehe.. good one
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Actually that was a good one.....
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LOL.....

My cousin is a cop and the one that he told me he liked the first time he heard it was.....

Q- How do you know when a cops been killed?

A- He drops his jelly doughnut.

Old one I'm sure, but I still smile when I hear it.
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That one made me chuckle!
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