A 911 operator receives a call from a man out in the country that's just had an accident:
Man: hello, operator I was travelling down this lane on the way to my brothers farm when I hit a pig and is now stuck in my grill.
Operator: Have you tried to remove the pig sir?
Man: yep, but it's stuck fast.
The sound of squealing can be heard by the operator.....
Operator: Is the pig badly injured?
Man: yep, but still alive.
Operator: do you have a gun sir?
Operator: I think the kindest thing you could do would to put it out of it's misery and shoot it.
Man: OK, ( the sound of a shotgun being cocked and a bang is heard then silence)
OK, I've just shot the pig.
Operator: with relief the operator thinks that the pig is not suffering anymore until the man then asks ....... what shall I do with his motorcycle???