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Old 11-12-2013, 04:14 PM
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If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this!
Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business, so he asked the guy, "How much money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, "I make $400 a week. Why?"

The CEO said, "Wait right here." He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy
$1,600 in cash and said, "Here's four weeks' pay. Now GET OUT and don't come back."
Feeling pretty good about himself the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?"


From across the room a voice said, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
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Had a boss like that once. He'd only let smokers smoke on their lunch half hour and off the property. Meanwhile, he'd smoke up a storm in his office all day. You guessed it, he died of lung cancer at a young age. His family money came from "Big Tobacco". Kinda ironic.
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I worked for the State of California in the Highway Maintenance Dept.

On several occasions the bosses would schedule larger jobs at different times of the year
It seemed like they should think ahead a bit & have trucks that could were large enough to do the job properly. Instead just a week or two before the job, they would lend the bigger trucks out to another area & could not get them back in time to do the job.
We would have 4 & 6 yard dump trucks hauling material, when we should have had 10 yard dump trucks with pups.
It was like using a table spoon instead of a wheelbarrow


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HA! Good one, Bruce. And nice stories, fellas.
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Damn, I should try that. The pizza delivery guy thing, I mean. Funny story, Bruce!
Thanks for the laff!
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