Kinda like the guy that calls 911 at 4am because he "couldn't sleep all night since the smoke detector beeps every few minutes." He told the 911 dispatcher that his "fire alarm is going off." So she sends us and when we get there we tell him that he needs to change the battery. He say's "What battery? I don't know anything about a battery, that's why I called you guys!" At this point, the captain is about to tear him a new one and began to tell him "You don't call 911 for this kind....." When one of the other guys intervened and helped the not so smart guy.