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Old 02-15-2014, 07:24 PM
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Snow White, Superman and Pinocchio are walking down the street and see a sign...
Contest, Worlds most beautiful woman, so Snow White goes in, comes out smiling wearing a crown.

They continue walking and see another sign...
Worlds strongest man, so Superman goes in, comes out smiling andwearing a belt.

Next they come to a sign...
Worlds greatest liar, so Pinocchio goes in, comes out with his head hung low and crying.

Shocked, they all asked what was wrong, what happened?

Pinocchio asks:

Who the hell is Obama?
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Did I ever tell you how handsome you are when you're quiet Mike?
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Did I ever tell you how handsome you are when you're quiet Mike?
Ok, trying to figure this out... either its a joke I aint getting or youre hitting on me...lol

P.S. I dont swing that way.
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bahahaha that's some funny chit right there
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It was a joke Mike...it was a joke. Ya big Thilly.
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It was a joke Mike...it was a joke. Ya big Thilly.
ok ok, I was just worried I had to watch my back at any GTG....lmao

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I give that joke 3 Pinocchios! Oh wait, Obama got those too.
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