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Old 02-26-2014, 03:13 PM
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Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?'
'Eight', the boy replied.
The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'
The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four."...
"Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin.
"Yes." the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do none of those."
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And Mike redeems himself for a week of bad jokes!
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And Mike redeems himself for a week of bad jokes!
Aw come on, I thought they were pretty good...lol
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Have you noticed
every time a guy goes to the drug store to buy some feminine napkins
a clerk seems to always bring it to everyone in the stores attention
like having a sudden memory loss & using the loud speaker to ask another clerk if the products were still on Sale or not ?
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ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS, MIKE HAS REDEEMED HIMSELF IN OFF TOPIC!

Ok there was another funny one earlier this week.
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Ok there was another funny one earlier this week.
Hopefully you will put some "Trust" of faith in me and not have me banned from posting jokes...lol
Now run along and read the new one....
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