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Old 07-11-2014, 11:43 AM
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This cowboy and Indian happen to meet one day and strike up a conversation. During the conversation the cowboy tells the Indian he is a whisperer, meaning he can speak to animals and asks to speak to his dog. The indian says dogs cannot speak, but go ahead if you want. The cowboy proceeds to speak to the Indians dog and then turns to the Indian and says your dog says you take good care of him, you feed him well, let him run around and take him to the lake for a swim. The cowboy then asks to speak to the indians horse, once again the indian is skeptical but agrees. After a few minutes, the cowboy said the horse tells me you also take good care of her, you feed her daily the best oates, put up a lean-to to protect her from the elements and you take her for daily rides. The cowboy then asks to speak to the Indians sheep and the Indian say's no, absolutely not, sheep lie.
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Um...... I hope this guy never speaks to MY sheep!

Damn whisperers!!!!
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"Oh, you can trust ME, Paul! I'll never say anything."

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