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Old 07-29-2014, 06:51 AM
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10.) Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long"?

9.) Golfer: "I'd move Heaven and Earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try Heaven, you've already moved most of the Earth.

8.) Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving"?
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

7.) Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron"?
Caddy: "Eventually."

6.) Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so, sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."

5.) Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch. It's too much of a distraction."
Caddy: "It's not a watch, it's a compass."


4.) Golfer: "How do you like my game"?
Caddy: "Very good, sir, but personally, I prefer golf."

3.) Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday"?
Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."


2.) Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

1.) Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."
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Old 07-29-2014, 01:25 PM
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This is awesome! If I ever had a caddy, our conversations would be just like this lol
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I am not a gofer, but this is very funny.
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That's a good one. I can relate to many of those.

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As a kid I was a caddy and I could relate. As a golfer I can definitely relate.
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I am not a gofer, but this is very funny.
We don't think you're a gofer, Bruce!
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I am not that either.
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I am not that either.
Oh the "Caddyshack" lines that are running through my head right now!
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Oh the "Caddyshack" lines that are running through my head right now!
Oh yes, some good ones.
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Perhaps I should tip my caddy a little better next time.
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