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Old 08-26-2014, 11:55 PM
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Apparently, Stacy will do whatever she feels like doing, and does not care about societies' established rules.

Grammar be dammed.

Unless you live in South Park, CO. Then, it's fine.
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And yet another thread gone horribly wrong thanks to Paul.
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Old 08-27-2014, 01:47 PM
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And yet another thread gone horribly wrong thanks to Paul.
It's OK, Paul can high jack my thread anytime, he has thread jacking credentials.
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Old 08-27-2014, 11:12 PM
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Lmao Bruce!

But, you do know that the phrase "High Jack" is reserved for when Drew flies on an airplane and spots a minor, don't you?

Never-mind, he'll tell you about it.
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Old 08-28-2014, 11:13 AM
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Lmao Bruce!

But, you do know that the phrase "High Jack" is reserved for when Drew flies on an airplane and spots a minor, don't you?

Never-mind, he'll tell you about it.
Drew, I am waiting.....
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Gosh Bruce, I didn't even know you had a weight problem!

Theoretically it pertains to a situation where a commuter flight is boarded by passengers to it's maximum capacity. Thereafter the flight attendant checks the manifest against the do-not-fly list and notices a man wearing what is obviously a fake mustache and beard. Fake eyebrows, glasses and 1800's apparel.

We'll call this person....Paul.

Having a conceivable cognitive ability to supplicate that this person had a high probability to overtake the flight path of the aircraft for unspecified personal reasons, she decides to deploy "Roger" the decoy.

Roger is an adolescent teen mock-up disguised as a "minor". Beach shorts, no shirt, straw hat, picnic umbrella, and picnic basket.

"Roger" is placed on the tarmac directly behind engine 4 of the Boeing 707.

He is then positioned with the picnic basket under him and ketchup is liberally poured around his right knee and the umbrella is kicked three feet away just out of reach.

Paul notices the injured minor and requests that he have permission to leave the aircraft to "assist" the "minor".

Permission being granted Paul exits the aircraft and subsequently finds himself behind engine 4.

The Flight Attendant notifies the Captain, who in turn notifies the pilot to apply the brakes, ignite engine 4, and run it up to take-off speed.
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^^^Don't listen to any of this, Bruce.^^^

They don't even USE 707's anymore!
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Well...not after Paul and the Chipmunk fire of '79.


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Old 08-29-2014, 01:58 PM
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^^^Don't listen to any of this, Bruce.^^^

They don't even USE 707's anymore!
Yeah but you said Drew will explain and explain he did, now you say Don't listen to any of this... I am soooo confused.


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Well...not after Paul and the Chipmunk fire of '79.

Too funny. LMAO!
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