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Old 01-31-2010, 12:34 PM
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Remerson228 you probably thought i was asking another question
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"Yup...Speed Kills.....mileage that is. "--brad12kx
"lol.... yeah, thats the answer! Just get under the dash and cut some wires! Im sure it will be fine!" --gregster
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Funny jokes! I really liked the water pump and the marijuana jokes.
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Three blonds are taking the detective exam. The instructor tells them that they are going to work on their powers of observation. He shows the first a mug shot and asks her to point out something distinctive. She says "He's only got one eye!". Instructor says "Ma'am, the photo is a profile, it only shows one side of his face." He goes to the next, and she says "He's only got one ear!" Instructor says(with a little impatience) "Ma'am, the photo is a profile, it only shows one side of his face." He shows it to the third, and she says "He wears contact lenses." The instructor goes back to the file, and sure enough, the perp wore contacts. "That was amazing, how could you tell that he wore contacts?" And the blond says:




"Well duhhhhhhh, he's only got one eye and one ear, he can't wear glasses!"
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