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Old 02-18-2010, 12:30 AM
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Three rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie
and Donnie. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower
and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says,
'Well, shucks, someone should go and tell his wife.

Donnie says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do
it.' Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.

Ronnie says, 'Where did you get that beer, Donnie?'
'Cooter's wife gave it to me,' Ronnie replies.
'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she
gave you beer?' 'Well, not exactly', Donnie says. 'When she answered the
door, I said to her, "you must be Cooter's widow."
She said, 'You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow.' Then I said,
'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.'

Rednecks are good at sensitive stuff.
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LMAO! such a sensitive guy, really touches you in that deep place in the cockles of the heart, maybe even the sub-cockle area, or the liver, could be the kidney, maybe even in the colon; I don't know....
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