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Old 02-18-2010, 03:35 PM
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Renult and Ford are working on a new car for women. They are mixing the Renult Clio and the Ford Taurus and calling it Clitaurus. it comes in pink and the average male car thief wont be able to find it let alone turn it on, even if someone tells him were it is. Rumor has it it leaks transmission fluid once a month and can be a real T**T to start in the mornings.

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awesome...cheap but good!!
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The Clitaurus That's just wrong on so many levels
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Oh god haha. Yes, wrong on so many levels, yet clever.
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