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Old 02-18-2010, 02:47 PM
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What a stupid saying, must have been a short ass that thought that one up.

I mean how can the sky be the limit, when there is foot prints on the moon.

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Maybe they came up with that before there were space ships.
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any different than saying putting the cart before the horse? Aside from the Amish and tourist attractions, how many people have horse drawn carts in the modern world?
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also like how gas always ends in 9 (like$ 3.459) i am gonna buy a gallon of gas and demand my tenth of a cent i will not accept a penny
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Why is there braille on drive up ATM's?
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NO! That scares me!! LOL
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Hell half of the idots on the road drive like they're blind anyway.
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Heard this joke at a Dodge sponsered Rodeo, from rodeo clown Dennis Halstead... He said Ford has a new heated tailgate option now....yep keeps your hands warm when your pushing it.
Dennis has a few good mother in law jokes too. If you get a chance, go to a Rodeo near you and have a blast. I,ve been going all my life and never get tired of them and the jokes.
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