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Old 05-07-2010, 10:41 PM
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion the other night and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

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, 'Do you know her?'

'Yeah,' I sighed, 'She's an old girlfriend. I hear she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago and hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'


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hahahaa thats a good come back!! Way to go Mrs!!!!
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LOL that was good!
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Haha, that's a good one!!
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So you have a lot of alcoholic ex-girlfriends?
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So you have a lot of alcoholic ex-girlfriends?
No, I just have a tendency to shoot from the lip!

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