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Old 05-10-2010, 04:48 PM
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Default Trouble diagnosing engine problems.

This helps those of us who aren't mechanically smart to tell our techs what's wrong.

Noises you hear coming from the engine compartment/front:
Bad Bearing in Timing Belt Tensioner: woh woh woh woh
Bad Turbo: boooOOOOOOooo
Boiling Coolant: bllgh blllgggh blllllgggghh
Brake Booster Failing: hissssssssss ssss ss
Clutch Release Bearing on the Way Out: jee je je jeee
Clutch Screech: screek, screek, screek
Connecting Rod that went through the Engine Block: clicketta clicketta clicketta
Dieseling: blubBLUBblubBLUB
Engine Knock: tuckaTHUCKtuckaTHUCKtucka
Engine Reving Up and Down: vooRRRR, vooRRR, vooRRR
Fly Wheel: gurrEENK, gurrEENK, gurrENK
Loose Belt: YEEeeEEeeEEeeEEeeEEee!
Low Coolant: bwwob bwwwobbubwub
Misfire: puhVRooPuhHoo puhVROOpuhHOO
Power Steering Pump Going: nnnghuh nnnguh
Sticky Lifters: dicka, dicka, dicka, dicka
Transfer Case on the Way Out: glaghhghgghhh woongghhh
Water Pump: grrgula, grrgul,grrgula, vum wum wum wum wum
Weak Battery: wurrrrRRRRrrrrwuRRRrrr
Wiper Transmission Sound: eee eee eeee eeee
Vacuum Leak: vwishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Thank you Paris, I'm sure Randy will enjoy this thread
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I'd pay for a female customer to come into our shop and demonstrate the sticky lifter noise!
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I think that i have a left muffler bearing going out
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But wait, there's more!

Noises coming from the rear of the car:
Back Fire: BOOM!
Bad Axle: gulla, gulla, glugluglugluglug
Bad Differential: vooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooo
Differential Noise of Ring and Pinion Gear Mismatched: wnuhhhhhhh
Exhaust Leak: booooooorrrrththth
Faulty Gas Cap: fffffffffah
Final Drive Assembly Cooked from Lack of Oil: mmwuuuhUHuhmmmMMMmmm
Grandma: !@#$%^! !@#$!@! !@#$!@#!
Loose Heat Shield: rrrrrrrrrINGArrINGArrring
Loose Honeycomb in Catalytic Converter: grrrgghgrrrrrggghhhh
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For more fun:
I found this at:

http://www.cartalk.com/content/featu...ull-index.html
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Paris, those are absolutely hilarious... though I did pay more attention to the sticky lifter, just like randy Guess 'sticky lifter' envy is running true
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How true! That's the kinds of descriptions my wife gives when she hears something in her Jeep--and wants me to diagnose it from her sound effects. BTW, her description for sticky lifters is ticka-ticka-ticka...<sigh>

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There was a poster I saw in service dept that had these similiar noise diagnoses but with dollar values (what it would cost) next to them. I haven't been able to find it.
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Paris, you are on a roll today, girl! Funny stuff, and even funnier how I'm sure some of us have used those (I know nothing about that ). Only thing is, the exhaust leak on my Jeep sounded like my old truck when it was low on oil....ticktickticktick.....
Poor Randy, people used to drive my ex nuts with this, describing sounds like that, very funny!

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