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Old 10-20-2010, 10:26 PM
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A man was stopped by a game warden in Northern Minnesota recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?!" the warden replied.

"Yes, sir. Every night I take these fish down to the lake and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take em home."

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"

The man looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said, "Here, I'll show you. It really works."

"O.K. I've GOT to see this!" the game warden replied.

The man poured the fish in to the water and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said, "Well?"

"Well, what?" the man asked.

"When are you going to call them back?" the game warden prompted.

"Call who back?" the man asked.

"The FISH."

"What fish?" the man asked.
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Old 10-20-2010, 10:29 PM
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Lmao!!!!!!!!
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Hahah, good one! I have a few cajun jokes involving a game warden. I might post them later.
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Reminds me of the one where 2 kids are fishing. Game warden comes up to them, and one of them drops his pole and runs. Game warden chases him and catches up about a mile away. Game warden askes the kid for his fishing license, and the kid promptly produces one. Game warden askes the kid why he ran, kid says "The other guy didn't have his".
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LOL, good one Tom!

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Lol, outsmarted that ranger was, hrmmm
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reverse sycology there lol
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lmfao i heard the first one but not the second thats great
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