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Old 11-13-2008, 11:11 AM
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do you think that will work with all the hospital bills that we now have trickling in....lmao!!!!
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Exclamation things improve with age?

Two old drunks were lapping them up at a bar.

The first one says, "Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with both hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard. By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I'm gonna be 60 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand."

"So", says the second drunk, "What's your point ?"

"Well", says the first, "I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get !"
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Two old drunks were lapping them up at a bar.

The first one says, "Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with both hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard. By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I'm gonna be 60 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand."

"So", says the second drunk, "What's your point ?"

"Well", says the first, "I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get !"
That was funny!!!!

MrDodge.....yours was classic!!!!
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Default A Scotsman may be tight, but he is shrewd!

A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your Mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.

'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams.

We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the father says. 'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her.'

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. 'Like hell they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this,'

She calls Scotland immediately, and screams at her father, 'You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?' and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.
'Well it worked,' he says, 'they're both coming forcoming for Christmas and they're paying their own way.'
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LOVE IT!!!! lol
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Default I shall probably get banned for this one!

Three sailors sitting in a bar chatting about the names of their ships. The British sailor says" I am from the H.M.S. London. The H.M.S. stands for Her Majesties Ship!"
The American Sailor says" I am from the U.S.S. Ronald Regan, the U.S.S. stands for United States Ship!"
The I talian sailor says "I ama froma the A.M.B Palermo(think of a bad Italian accent before reading on) Da A.M.B. stands for "ATS MY BOATA!"
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The American Sailor says" I am from the U.S.S. Ronald Regan, the U.S.S. stands for United States Ship!"
The I talian sailor says "I ama froma the A.M.B Palermo(think of a bad Italian accent before reading on) Da A.M.B. stands for "ATS MY BOATA!"
Good one! Can't wait for Licia to see it!!
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That's who I thought might ban me!
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... you're lucky ... I'm not from Palermo or Sicily ... LOL ! Nice one RLRambler, I liked it!
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