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Old 03-21-2011, 11:16 PM
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With all due respect to my blonde friends.


A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred- ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred- ten?'
She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..'

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to a car just like hers which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'.

She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.' the mechanic fainted

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Old 03-21-2011, 11:21 PM
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ROTFL...good one, Brad!
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Old 03-21-2011, 11:24 PM
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Nice!
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LMAO!!!! Good one Brad!

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oldie but a goodie.

gotta love those kind of people.

or the ones that spend forever and a day putting in oil thru the dipstick tube.
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Damn, that was funny!
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