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Old 03-01-2011, 11:58 AM
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here's kind of a long one. ...

It was Friday afternoon, and the 1st grade teacher wanted to work the kids lil minds. She said, "Class, i'm going to ask you a question. If any of you get it right, you all can have Monday off. ... are we ready?" the kids all got excited and nodded their heads. "All right! Here's the question... How many gallons of water are in the oceans of the world?" The kids were totally clueless and couldn't answer. "Anyone? ... no one? well, see you Monday." And with that, the kids went home a lil sad. ...
The following Friday... "Class, here's the question... How far away is the sun from Earth?"... .... ... silence... "Well, i shall see you all Monday." once again, the kids were disheartened as they headed home.

well, Johnny, being a lil tired of the teacher's game, came up with an idea. He took two golf balls from Dad's golfbag and painted them black. When Friday came around again, he took them with him to school.

Once again..."Class, here is another question. ready? "... just then, Johnny took the golf balls out of his pocket and threw them across the classroom floor, bouncing all over causing much ruckus. The teacher was so surprised, that she yelled out,"Who's black balls are those!!!!!" Johnny immediately jumped up and yelled,"King Kong's. See ya Tuesday!"
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A teacher is talking to her class about Tragedy when Obama walks in, He asks the Teacher if he may take over the class on Tragedy? The Teacher says sure. So Obama asks the class: Does anyone know what tragedy is? Little Johnny is raising his hand, jumping up and down when the teacher out of fear is telling him to put his hand down, so Obama calls Suzie, she says: If a school bus has a wreck that would be a tragedy. Obama says No, that would be an Accident. So he calls on Jane and she says: If a school buss full of kids went off a cliff that would be a tragedy. Obama again says No, that would be a great loss of life. So finally he calls on little Johnny and with fear the teacher watches.... Obama asks Little Johnny if he knows what Tragedy is? Little Johnny says Yes I do very proudly.... If you were in Air Force One and it was shot down and you died, that would be a Tragedy, Because it wouldnt be an accident and it wouldnt be a great loss of life, It would just be a Tragedy !
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Man these are good . Thanks everyone .
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