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Old 03-29-2011, 01:57 PM
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Hahahahaha, those are hilarious!

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How did you get that aerial shot of our city workers....they have a no photo zone!
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I worked for the City for 15 years, Now Im sueing them....seriously !
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Great post, my dealer has those rates posted in their waiting room.
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you think that is funny, well it is

now picture no person in the hole
an operator using a backhoe digging the hole instead,
operator knows that there are water pipes & possibly natural gas lines some where close
all those white shirts think that they are helping by looking into the hole
all these people are within the swing of the backhoe & have no effin clue what danger they are in
operator sets the bucket down, shuts off the equipment, climbs off the machine & leaves them all looking into the hole & at the operator that is walking away

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you think that is funny, well it is

now picture no person in the hole
an operator using a backhoe digging the hole instead,
operator knows that there are water pipes & possibly natural gas lines some where close
all those white shirts think that they are helping by looking into the hole
all these people are within the swing of the backhoe & have no effin clue what danger they are in
operator sets the bucket down, shuts off the equipment, climbs off the machine & leaves them all looking into the hole & at the operator that is walking away

try writing me up ass wipes
I am right there with you sir ! I worked for Water Division and know all about the water mains, service lines, Gas mains, and not to mention the oh so expensive Fiber Optics....lmao
Had a buddy who was a locator and missed marked for a giant fiber optic line....needless to say, he was out of a job very shortly after it was hit.
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i wouldn't want to be in his shoes
or the operator that should know the feel of his/her machine & the type of material that is used around any under ground utilities
it may sound strange, but, a good operator can feel the soil that they are digging in, if they can't, they shouldn't be allowed near utility trenches
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I operated for awhile a backhoe, but finally gave it up because some of the Foremens didnt understand how to guide an operator or just didnt care. I had one idiot while I was in a 2' wide trench 20 feet below the surface drop his bucket down behind me to dig.... I lost it and he about went to the hospital when I got out, for one it was unshored ( A**hole foremans idea ) as I had to put a locking seal in a 20" water main.
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