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Old 04-01-2011, 06:07 PM
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A woman goes to the Doctor, with bruises on her face.
The Doctor asks: "What happened?"
The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my
husband comes home drunk, he slaps me around."
The Doctor says: "I have a real good cure for that. When your
husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of water and start swishing it
in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he goes to
bed and is asleep."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and
reborn.
The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my
husband came home drunk, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he
didn't touch me!
How does the water do that?"

The Doctor says: "The water doesn't do a thing, it's keeping your mouth
shut that does the trick...."
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Old 04-01-2011, 06:08 PM
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ROTFLMAO!!!! Good one, Tom.
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That's a good one!
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HAHAHAHA LMAO!
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