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Old 03-09-2011, 09:30 AM
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club when a cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello!"

WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want."man on cell phones

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open. He turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
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Old 03-09-2011, 09:33 AM
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If that had been HIS phone, he would have never let her buy a Lexus! he would have sent her out Ram shopping!
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Imagine that guys reaction when he gets home.
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Sucks to be the other guy!!!
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Poor poor man... but if that's the kind of money his wife is spending... I still wanna be that guy!
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Rofl ! thats great
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Oh that's good ! That's really good !
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LOL, that is a good one, poor guy haha!

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LMAO.....Good one!
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