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God saw that Adam was alone and decided "It is not good for man to be alone" He says to Adam "I am going to make for you a companion. She will be perfect in every way. As well she will worship you at your feet and kiss the ground you walk upon." Questioning, Adam asks "what will this cost me?"
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ROTFLMAO!!! See, you DO get what you pay for!!!
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My floor is to dirty for that - but LMAO just the same!
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You can get a great tasting apple for the small price of a rib!
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