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Old 04-25-2011, 10:49 PM
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Default Do You Want To Buy A Toothbrush?

Local add indicated there was a position for a toothbrush salesman and Louie decided he would apply.

There were several qualified applicants and the manager handed each a box of 100 brushes and said he'd choose the new regioal sales person based on the results at the end of the day.

Louie had a handicap that plagued him from birth, he was a hairlip, and was not expected to be successful. But the manager had to be fair.

Louie returned to the office just before lunch and asked for a second box of toothbrushes. The manager obliged and then followed Louie out as he went out on his sales. Louie had set up a booth at the end of the isle in the local grocery store with chips and dip.

A potential customer came up and tried the dip and exclaimed "this dip tastes like SHIT!" to which Louie replied "It ith shith, do you wanna buy a toothbruth?"

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Oh my! I want my reps back.....I didn't want my dinner back though! (Nice one!)
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ewwww....that was so bad it was funny...LOL
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Oh my! I want my reps back.....I didn't want my dinner back though! (Nice one!)

So sorry, I heard that years ago at a sales training seminar. It was supposed to get us all motivated to be the worlds best sales team. Motivational or demotivational - tell me Paris!
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Let's just stick to Bible sales, what say you?
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Oh wow, funny in a gross way LOL!

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