So I never speed. I mean NEVER.
The last time I got a ticket I was 16.
I drive a stretch of highway to work and back everyday that is 70 MPH and changes to 55 MPH about 10 minutes from my work.
I am the ONLY moron that actually slows to 55 MPH when the speed limit changes. I am always having some jerk flying up behind me and swooping around and always feel like its a matter of time before I get run over.
Then today, some A-Hole is so close to my rear bumper I can't even see their windshield. I had a momentary lapse and put the pedal down.
State trooper gets me at 74 in a 55.
I literally sped for about 15 seconds and got a ticket, about 1 mile before the 70 MPH change.
How about that for luck.
P.S. Another bad luck tale.
A bird pooped into my open sunroof about 2 weeks ago while I was moving at 55 MPH.
It knicked the headliner and shotgun blasted the entire left side of the backseat. Thank goodness my son wasn't in the car or he woulda got blasted.
Maybe my truck is cursed.