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Old 10-11-2011, 01:28 AM
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Two guys are sitting at a bar, the first guy turns to the second and says, "Man do you ever think something then go to say it and have it come out all wrong?"

The second looks and chuckles to himself and says "Yeah man all the time, like just the other day I was ordering plane tickets and the chick at the counter had huge boobs and I ordered two tickets to 'Titsburg' instead of Pitsburg. What about you?"

The first guy kinda looks off in the distance and take a deep drink of his whiskey "Yeah, just the other morning me and my wife were eating breakfast, and I though 'Honey can you please pass the sugar' but instead i shouted 'YOUVE RUINED MY LIFE YOU STUPID B****'... needless to say it happens to me too man"
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