2 guys go camping in the wilderness, one evening they are settling down for bed when the first guy asks the other: Did you hear that? Hear what said the second? That, said the first.... I dont hear anything said the second?? So, the first guy gets up and peeks out the tent and jumps back.. A BEAR !!! Theres a big bear out there!!! So he starts putting on his shoes. The second guy says: Why are you putting on your shoes, you cant outrun a bear? Nope, said the first guy, All I have to do is outrun you !