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A local bar regular had been drinking all night. This particular night the regular drank a little more than usual.

The bartender finally says that the bar is closing. So the regular stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time, same result. He figures he’ll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.
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Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face. So he decides to crawl the 3 blocks to his home and when he arrives at the door, he stands up and falls flat on his face.

He crawls through the door into his bedroom. When he reaches his bed, he tries one more time to stand up. This time he manages to pull himself upright but he quickly falls right into bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hits the pillow.

He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting loudly. “So, you’ve been out drinking again!!” “What makes you say that?” He asks as he puts on an innocent look. “The bar called, you left your wheelchair there again.”
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Oh...that's just wrong!!! LOLOLOLOL
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"I see" said the blind man to his deaf wife and she said "Huh?"
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I almost feel bad for laughing at that hahaha but sorry it was funny!

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Its ok, I am basically legally deaf and spinal injuries and i just learned to accept it and be happy....lol Jokes are always going to be around, jokes will be jokes. Now bullying , thats a whole different ball game.
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LOL Drinking stories are always funny

BUT sometimes they are too true
There is a drunk Chargers Football Fan that can attest to that today, as he sits in jail
Someone found him on a couch passed out
The woman that owed the house never saw the guy before, he was in the wrong house

http://www.10news.com/news/29746930/detail.html

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LOL Drinking stories are always funny

BUT sometimes they are too true
There is a drunk Chargers Football Fan that can attest to that today, as he sits in jail
Someone found him on a couch passed out
The woman that owed the house never saw the guy before, he was in the wrong house

http://www.10news.com/news/29746930/detail.html

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LOL GT, that's about as funny as the original joke!

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