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Old 12-20-2011, 02:21 AM
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This is an oldie but maybe some of you havent heard it?

A hospital was due for its annual inspections and so.......

One day an Inspector showed up for her annual surprise inspection of the Hospital for its Ratings and Ranks among all the hospitals country wide. So she checks in at the nurses station to begin her rounds on that specific floor for general care.

As she walks by the first room she sees a man masterbating, disgusted she runs back to the nurses station to complain as well as make her marks. I cant believe you allow a man to masterbate openly and freely in this hospital. Ma'am says the nurse... That man has a desease and he needs to masterbate 4 times a day in order to survive. Oh, Ok says the inspector and she marks her paperwork accordingly.

Off she goes to continue her rounds when she comes upon another room where a nurse is giving a man a hand job. Oh No, so off she goes to the nurses station to complain as well as make her marks. I cant believe you would allow a nurse to have sexual contact with one of your patients without any repremands whatsoever? Ma'am says the nurse, That man has the same desease as the first man but because he is handicapped we are required to provide assisstance to him in order to keep him alive. Oh, Ok says the inspector and she marks her paperwork accordingly.

Off she goes to continue her rounds when she comes upon another room where a nurse is giving a man a blow job. Oh No, That does it....so off she goes to the nurses station to complain as well as make her marks. Ok, I under stand the first man masterbating and the second man getting assisstance but this one is over the top, you are allowing one of your nurses to perform oral sex on a patient and that just blows my mind that you would allow such lewd behavior at such a fine hospital. Ma'am says the station nurse, You are jumping the gun here... That man has the same desease the first and second man has, Only he has better insurance.
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Okay now where is this hospital located? I, uh, need to check it out.
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Old 12-20-2011, 08:58 AM
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Great joke (but it should probably be on the NHB board due to the nature of the content).
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