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Old 04-26-2012, 01:13 PM
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I posted pics of my truck yesterday and I think I noted a bit of jealously because I was able to buy all my mods at the same time. Actually, anyone can do this and it is a very simple formula:

No kids + wife who makes more money then you = load up you new truck with mods

Now, if you have kids I am not suggesting you get rid of them, but you may want to trade up for a wife who makes more money then you!
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Old 04-26-2012, 01:19 PM
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My old lady makes way more then me but her motto is why waste it on stupid shit hence why we have lots of money lol / but ive also got most of my mods and prob only paid for 1/4 of them
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No kids + wife who makes more money then you = load up you new truck with mods
you sir are winning in my book as i am doing the same lol
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Old 04-26-2012, 04:55 PM
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hmmm....I guess I missed out on the makes more money part, but I'm doing good otherwise
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You and your wife are real DINKS.....

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I'm in the same boat at the moment.
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Love it!
My wife just started working again after doing many majors and finally liking what she does.
Her school/tuition(s) depleted my mod funds....LOL

Now she is at work, all her pay is now my mod fund
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