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Old 05-18-2012, 02:28 PM
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One night a guy meets a gal at a bar and takes her home to her place for a wild one night stand. After a great night of sex, he goes to smoke a cig and cant find his lighter so asks her if she had a light.
Sure she says, top drawer of the nightstand, so as he opens the drawer there is a photo of a man.. baffled he asks, who is this, your boyfiend? No silly she says,
Your husband, No silly she says kissing him gently behind the ears as she pulls him back onto the bed and continues kissing on him.

Now curosity is eating at him so again he asks, well who is it? your brother?
She looks up at him and says, No silly, That was me before the surgeries.
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Old 05-18-2012, 05:33 PM
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LMAO SS, Id do the same or there would be a body never found buried somewhere far far away....lol
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hahahha good joke!, fawk me that would suck!
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