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Old 07-23-2012, 09:20 AM
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I think one of the annoying things that bug me are homophones... you know words that sound alike, but are spelled differently and have different meanings.... and the people who don't know which to use...

two, to, and too


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I have that grass seed it worked ok on the bare patch in the lawn I guess I should have tried the drive way. I might do that out front of my house. Stand there and water the pavement that everyone uses and tell them to keep off my lawn!!
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I think one of the annoying things that bug me are homophones... you know words that sound alike, but are spelled differently and have different meanings.... and the people who don't know which to use...

two, to, and too


This pic below does an excellent job of showing what I mean....




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Had a Sauve shampoo bottle that said something along the lines of

"Same great wash for less than the more expensive brands"

duh....a bit redundant eh?
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"libary"
There is an 'r' in there, folks.
(at least this will go away soon since no one knows what the heck a library is anymore)

My favorite bumpersticker flub has always been:
'If it ain't country, it ain't shit'
Ever tried to explain double negatives to a redneck?
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Kinneygarden....

Yes I have made the mistake of trying to explain a double negative to a redneck.

I showed him my open hand and said...there's (<- contraction) nothing in it.

Then I put a quarter in it and said...there's not nothing (<-double negative) in it...which means there IS something in it.

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thought of another one. people say they are going to "un-thaw" the steak... un-thaw "technically" means to remove from the thawed state, so in other words "freezing the steak".. ive actually made 20 bucks from this example
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^Damn you^...HOT water heater???

Why in the heck would you have to heat the water if it's already hot?!?

It's a w-a-t-e-r h-e-a-t-e-r
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to get it super heated.
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^Damn you^...HOT water heater???

Why in the heck would you have to heat the water if it's already hot?!?

It's a w-a-t-e-r h-e-a-t-e-r

Amen brother!

When it comes to rednecks, you can save on your own frustration level if you simply accept that they'll never get it. You must also keep in mind that there is certainly a different way of talking down in the southern part of the US, I'm sure that you've heard that we do things just a bit differently here.


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