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Old 08-05-2012, 01:09 AM
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Hey, I know its been awhile but I promised you all I would keep posting jokes from time to time... Well here is another good one, enjoy.

Nine Months Later

John decided to go skiing with his buddy, Keith. So they loaded
up John's minivan and headed north.

After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible
blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the
attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the
night.

'I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge
house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained.
'I'm afraid the neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my
house.'

'Don't worry,' John said. 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn.
And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.' The
lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and
settled in for the night.

Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their
way.
They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

But about nine months later, John got an unexpected letter from
an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he
finally determined that it was from the attorney of that
attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Keith and asked, 'Keith, do you
remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on
our ski holiday up north about 9 months ago?'

'Yes, I do.' Said Keith.

'Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up
to the house and pay her a visit?'

'Well, um, yes!,' Keith said, a little embarrassed about being
found out, 'I have to admit that I did.'

'And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her
your name?'

Keith's face turned beet red and he said, 'Yeah, look, I'm
sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did.' 'Why do you ask?'

'She just died and left me everything.'
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Old 08-05-2012, 01:35 AM
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How come stuff like this only happens in movies and jokes?
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I could only dream this would happen to me.
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