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Old 08-07-2012, 12:29 AM
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One day after a brisk power walk through the mall, a 90 year old man sat down to rest. Upon people watching he noticed a Punk kid with spiked hair all different colors of the rainbow with tattoos, piercings, the works. The kid notices the old man looking him up and down, walks over and says: So, Old man... What, you never did anything wild in your life?

The old man shakes his head and says: Yup, I was a sailor... Went out, got drunk and screwed a Parrot.... Thought you might be my kid.
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HAH! I like that one!
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why does a chicken coupe have 2 doors?? because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan
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