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Old 10-21-2012, 03:17 PM
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You live in Arizona when.

1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade.
2. You can open and drive your car without touching the car door or the steering wheel.
3. You’ve experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.
...4. You would give anything to be able to splash cold water on your face.
5. You can attend any function wearing shorts and a tank top.
6. “Dress Code” is meaningless at high schools and universities. Picture lingerie ads.
7. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never find a town.
8. You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food.
9. The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!
10. You know that “dry heat” is comparable to what hits you in the face when you open your oven door.
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Haha! I remember that! I lived in chandler for 7 years; I do miss it though!
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You may have forgotten my desert favorite

when your standing on the side of the highway, the heat wave knocks your to your knees when a semi passes
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You may have forgotten my desert favorite

when your standing on the side of the highway, the heat wave knocks your to your knees when a semi passes
Bringing back memories! Another one would be getting burns when you sit in a leather car and get burnt with the seat belt! I mean serious burns too!
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