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Old 10-23-2012, 02:24 AM
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Default An old Soldier

An old crusty Sargent Major is in his dress uniform at a party, standing by himself drinking a beer. A very attractive, young Blonde woman walks up to the old soldier and says to him,
" What are all of those marks on your sleeve?"
He says "Those show my years of service Ma'am."
" Your uniform is very impressive, but your barracks door is open." the Blonde says to him.
The Sargent Major says "Excuse me?"
"Your barracks door is open." The Blonde repeats, and points towards the Soldiers pants. The NCO turns and zips up his fly and turns back to the Blonde and says,
" Well since you saw inside the barracks, did you happen to see the soldier inside standing at attention?"
The Blonde says, " No, all I saw was a disabled Vet lying on a pair of dufflebags."
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