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Default Blind guy at Wal-Mart

A blind man walks into a Wal-Mart guided by his seeing eye dog. Upon entering the store, he unclips the dogs harness, grabs him by the tail, and starts whipping him around in a circle over his head. Shocked, the store manager runs over to the man and says "SIR! SIR! Excuse me, but what the hell are you doing?" The man calmly replies: "Just looking around."
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Oh man that was bad....
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That is terrible! Why am I laughing so hard!
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I had a friend who was blind, and used to skydive. He had to stop cause it scared the crap out of the dog.
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