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Old 12-29-2012, 09:22 PM
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Two dogs were in the waiting room at the vets. The first dog looks at the other and says "Hey, why are you here today?" The second dog replies: "Well, yesterday I took a huge crap on my masters' rug and when he went to discipline me, I bit his hand, ran to the back yard to hide and then his wife tried to catch me and I bit her hand too. So, unfortunately, I am getting put to sleep." "Why are you here?" says the second dog. The first dog says "Well, my owners wife stepped out of the shower yesterday, bent over to dry her legs off, and I mounted her and went to town!" "Bummer" says the second dog, I guess you're getting put to sleep too. The first dog says "No, just here to get my nails clipped!"
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Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get a doggie a bone
when she bent over, over came Rover & gave her a bone of his own

your story reminded me of that rhyme
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