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Old 01-03-2012, 09:21 PM
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During a recent password audit by a company,it was found that an employee was using the following password: "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacrame nto" When asked why she had such a long password, she rolled her eyes and said: "Hello! It has to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
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Haha wow I was wondering where it was going and then figured it out about the time i read the punch line. nice one
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My wife thinks Im a freaking nut case, sitting reading all these jokes and laughing all the time....But god I love jokes....lol
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If you ever buy a used car and wonder if a blonde owned it before, just look for lipstick on the steering wheel, when she always tried to blow the horn.
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I am not sure that only applies to Blondes
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LMAO, heard that one before but still funny every time!

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