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Old 05-16-2012, 11:41 AM
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Two diary entries of a "troubled" marriage.

Wifes entry:

Dear Diary,

Something is wrong with me and Mike I am afraid. Today after spending the day with the girls I surprised him and took him out to dinner at a nice restuarant. The whole time he seemed distance and detached. All my attempts at any sort of conversation were pointless and I jsut couldnt engage his full attention. On the way home I tried to tell him I loved him and he smiled weakly and replied with a "love you too...". When we got home we watched some TV and went to bed. He didnt kiss me good night or anything, just rolled over to his side of the bed and fell asleep. I hope nothing is wrong, the kids would be devistated.


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Dear diary,

Stupid freaking motorcycle wont start again... I wonder why this time.





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LOL I had this happen yesterday. My damn battery on my R1 keeps giving me trouble. I was all aggravated so the best thing I know of to keep me under control is to go ride for a bit and cool off. Well get all my gear on, pull the bike out, go to crank it up and CLICK...click. Needless to say I went off the damn handle lol. Damn battery.
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I had a problem with my last 'busa. My PC was causing a dead drain... If ya got one and its hooked up to recieve power straight from your battery check into that.
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Dear diary,

Stupid freaking motorcycle wont start again... I wonder why this time.
I would start by checking the basics. Fuel level, fuel shut off valve, battery, spark.......


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