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Old 05-18-2012, 02:37 PM
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One day a business man was boarding a long flight overseas, when the plane was nearly empty for this flight he spotted a busty woman sitting alone so decided to go sit next to her. As he sat next to her he noticed she was reading novels and had a few for the long flight so, wanting to get to know her a little better he says:

Ive heard a good conversation will make a flight seem alot shorter. She looks at him and says: Oh yeah, taking off her glasses and putting down her book... She says, what would you like to talk about? He replies with " Physics".

She says: First, let me ask you a question? He accepts.
She says: Why does a cow shit Pattys, A horse shit is grassy and a rabbit shit pellets?
He says: I dont know.

So she puts her glasses back on, picks up her book and begins reading again and says: How can you talk about Physics when you dont know shit?
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Oh geez, that is funny
is that where that saying came from

another one is.. you don't know shit from Shinola
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Pretty much I suppose...lol
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HAHAHA I can dig it!!
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