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Old 08-30-2012, 06:24 PM
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I went over to my new girlfriends house today and she wasnt home, her sister answered and invited me in explaining she had to run somewhere for a momment. Her sister was pretty hot too.
Well, as I least expected it she leaned over and whispered in my ear she wanted to have sex with me, I didnt know what to think at first so I turned around and headed for the front door. When I opened it, there was my girlfriend standing there. She threw her arms around me and exclaimed with excitement that I have won her trust 100%....

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Always leave your condoms in the car !
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Lol that's a good one!
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OMG that is too funny!
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Hahahahaha
That's a good one coach!!
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Condoms? What the hell are those? LOL!!
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