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Old 05-18-2012, 02:13 AM
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I was at a club the other night and 2 huge women were sitting next to me at the bar. I overheard them talking and they had the strangest accent.
I looked over at them and asked "excuse me, are you ladys from scotland"?
One of them looked back at me and said "its whales you idiot"!!
I said "excuse me! Are you whales from scotland"!!
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Old 05-18-2012, 02:33 AM
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haha well played and nice joke! or if ur serious hopefully they didnt beat the crap out of u
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Old 05-18-2012, 07:37 AM
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haha ya i would never be brave enough to do that in person, heard it on a nother forum
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Hahahahaha! I like that one!
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Sigh, everyone bashes on the big girls. Remember, some of us like them that way
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LOL great joke...reminds me of one I will post up.
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Sigh, everyone bashes on the big girls. Remember, some of us like them that way
You would never hear my bashing them outside of a joke (not aimed at an individual person) Im not exactly slim myself hahaha
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haha....if its not scottish its crap!

I was in this adult themed store on the ny/pa border a couple of months ago and they had the best shirt but not in my size of course.

it said "you're in luck, i'm into fat chicks" HAHA...i so wanted that shirt!
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When I used to take my ex-wife to the restaurant she'd ask for a written estimate instead of a menu.

Then I heard that when she left me she tried to go into "show" business...someone told me she had to quit that too. She was so nasty the donkeys kept quitting...
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