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Are there any unspoken garment, head gear accessories, or implements required to be used for slapping himself on the butt...while dancing around like a balleena... saying "weeeeeeeeeeeeeee"?

Does this too involve a Jumbotron?
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yes. it requires the implementation of the following: a plastic fairy wand, a pink Tutu, clown shoes, a dress and bonnet, a unicycle, a pentagram on fire, and a rubber chicken.
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How exactly are these items used?
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the process is to wear the dress, bonnet, tutu, and clown shoes while waving the wand around and slapping himself on the butt saying "weeeeeeeeeeee" while dancing on a unicycle around a pentagram on fire with a rubber chicken crammed up his butt hole.
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and what happens if he's unable to master the art of riding a unicycle?
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then he will fail and turn into an athletic woman. then after a yeaar apathy will set in and he/she will become super fat like a tank.
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But what happened to the rubber chicken with the Elk velvet collar?
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it was forever lost in the void of his butt hole. also if the chiicken is ever removed frim his but then dave will com down from the sky in his flying el camino and take him to the spirit in the sky to be judged.
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What makes Dave's El Camino fly?
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magic dust makes the El Camino fly. Just like with Santa's reindeer
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