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Old 08-23-2012, 04:18 PM
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All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. Example, the trade name is Tylenol and its generic name is Acetaminophen, Aleve is also called Naproxen, Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. Announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer..

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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Old 08-23-2012, 05:01 PM
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LOL that is pretty good have heard it before but always funny to read again.
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Old 08-23-2012, 05:30 PM
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Old 08-23-2012, 06:04 PM
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haha..i figured it was a repeat, but nonetheless i had to post it...just got it again today..
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NICE! Me and the wife just got a great laugh out of that one!
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First I've heard this one.

I'm sending a copy to my friends a Pfizer. LOL
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More people need to scroll down and get into the jokes subforum. I find some quality stuff on here including this one!
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My wife has just turned over and told me to be quiet as she is going back to sleep. I suppose we are amused by different things thank God.Well it certainly amused me for the first time.
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Funny as hell there...lol
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