09-02-2012, 11:57 AM
Dodge Ram Forum Senior Member!
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: southern ontario
Vehicle: 2010 ram
Trim Level: slt
Engine: 2008-20?? 287ci (4.7L) PowerTech V8 310hp 330lb/ft
Rep Power: 11
Things That Are Difficult to Say When Drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
2010 Dodge Ram 4X4 SLT Bilstein 5100's set at 2.1 Truxedo Low Pro QT tonneau cover 20% window tint Weathertech floor pans Dee Zee EZ down tailgate strut Mopar molded mudflaps Awesome roadrunner sticker
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