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Old 09-14-2012, 12:48 PM
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A Canadian man was having a continental breakfast in a hotel in Florida, where he was on a business trip. He was sitting by himself, enjoying coffee and croissants with butter and a jam when an obnoxious American chewing bubble gum sat across from him.
The American snapped his gum and said: "You Canadian folk eat the whole bread?"
The Canadian replied, "Of course."
The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the States we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to Canada."
The American had a smirk on his face. "D'ya eat jam with the bread?"
The Canadian replied, "Of course."
The American cracked his gum between his teeth. "We don't. In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast. We put all the peels, seeds and leftovers into a container, recycle and transform them into jam and sell it to Canada."
The Canadian asked: "Do you have sex in the States?"
The American replied: "Of course we do."
The Canadian asked: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
The American replied: "We throw them away, of course."
Then the Canadian smiled. "We don't. In Canada we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to the Americans
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Ahahaahahaha
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ill admit that was pretty funny
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Was wondering why my breath always stunk.....need to find a new brand of chewing gum...
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Was wondering why my breath always stunk.....need to find a new brand of chewing gum...
Something we all agree on.....LOL!
The croissant and jam part was just as hilarious
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A Canadian man was having a continental breakfast in a hotel in Florida, where he was on a business trip. He was sitting by himself, enjoying coffee and croissants with butter and a jam when an obnoxious American chewing bubble gum sat across from him.
The American snapped his gum and said: "You Canadian folk eat the whole bread?"
The Canadian replied, "Of course."
The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the States we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to Canada."
The American had a smirk on his face. "D'ya eat jam with the bread?"
The Canadian replied, "Of course."
The American cracked his gum between his teeth. "We don't. In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast. We put all the peels, seeds and leftovers into a container, recycle and transform them into jam and sell it to Canada."
The Canadian asked: "Do you have sex in the States?"
The American replied: "Of course we do."
The Canadian asked: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
The American replied: "We throw them away, of course."
Then the Canadian smiled. "We don't. In Canada we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to the Americans

^^^^ ROTFL okay now that was just hilarious
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