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Old 11-14-2012, 12:03 AM
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I was chatting to this girl in the pub last night & telling her
of my uncanny ability to be able to tell the day any woman
was born by holding their breasts in my hands.

She thought I was having her on but was curious none the less.
Eventually curiosity got the better of her & she said go on then
give it a go!

I stood there feeling her breasts for about a minute before she could
contain herself no longer & asked, “When was I born then?"

I replied "Yesterday".
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Old 11-14-2012, 01:20 AM
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good one
i keep hoping that some gal uses her rights to go topless in Ontario
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