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Old 01-18-2013, 10:46 PM
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Two little boys are up in their bedroom early in the morning, a 6-year-old and a 4-year-old. The older boys says to the younger one, "You know what? I think we're old enough to start cursing."

The younger boy just listens and shakes his head.

The older boy continues, "Let's try it out on Mom when we go down for breakfast. I'll say something with 'hell' in it, and you say something with 'ass' in it, okay?"

The younger boy's eyes get wide and he shakes his head that he'll do it.

When they are at the kitchen table, the mom asks the older boy, "Honey, what would you like for breakfast today?"

The 6-year-old says, "Ah, hell, Mom, I think I'll have some Cheerios today."

The mom's eyes widen and her jaw drops and she grabs the boy and whisks him off to the bathroom where she proceeds to wash his mouth out with soap. This make a big impression on the younger boy, who sits wide-eyed and watches.

The mom finally returns to the table and, trying to act as though nothing has happened, asks her 4-year-old, "Honey, what would you like for breakfast?"

The boy thinks for a moment and then says, "I don't know, Mom, but you can bet your ass it won't be those Cheerios!"
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Thats good.....Having two kids I could just imagine......
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