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Top ten indications your employer has switched to obama's health plan.

10. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

9. Directions to the doctors office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park"

8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

7. The only proctologist in the plan is Gus from Roto-Rooter.

6. The only item listed under preventative care coverage is "an apple a day"

5. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill Last month.

4. "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typographical error.

3. The only expense covered at 100% is embalming.

2. Your Prozac comes in different colours with little M's on them.

1. You ask for Viagra, and they give you a popsicle stick and some duct tape.
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Isn't that the hole truth

How is the house coming, time for new pix yet ?
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